spice it up!
spice it up!
Any advice too put the BBBRRRMMM back into my lovemaking please?
Re: spice it up!
seriously......!my wife has gone off sex and I need my portion and I don't want to stray...........
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Re: spice it up!
Buy her one of these!
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Failing that, help her with the housework, tell her she looks gorgeous, buy her some flowers, take her for a candle-lit meal ... but whatever you do, DON'T expect anything back for a few weeks! the more you push the subject, the more she'll back off.
Oh - and check that she's not feeling tired, stressed or ill. Nothing like a caring, helpful partner if you want her to reciprocate.
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Failing that, help her with the housework, tell her she looks gorgeous, buy her some flowers, take her for a candle-lit meal ... but whatever you do, DON'T expect anything back for a few weeks! the more you push the subject, the more she'll back off.
Oh - and check that she's not feeling tired, stressed or ill. Nothing like a caring, helpful partner if you want her to reciprocate.
Re: spice it up!
Gee Ice she may melt in that !!! Run her a nice bath, cook a nice romantic meal, buy her flowers and some lingerie and give plenty of comments positive ones at how gorgeous she is
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Well my suggestions were pretty much the same, but she wouldn't melt in that leather corset - it probably wouldn't be on long enough!!! LOL!!!
Now behave yoursellf Tomsk.
Now behave yoursellf Tomsk.
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But when the guys suggest that, the woman invariably knows what he's after!
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true I guess well how about the whole importance of foreplay for getting her in the mood with her new swexy lingerie that you buy. Note to self remember these tips in case other half tries it!!
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ROFL - chastity belt?
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How women managed to wear those things I'll never know. The discomfort!! Think it would've been better to lose the chastity!
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Good grief! I hope you send it away to be cleaned frequently!
Re: spice it up!
thank you minxes!......the basque won't fit me but i'll give it to crabbit-bint...............x
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Oh the poor woman - if you call her names like that Tomsk... you'll soon be bereft of any NEED to spice things up!!! : (
Re: spice it up!
well if I were her I would spice it up alright , I would make you the hottest, spicest curry you ever had. That would keep you quite for a while!!
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LOL!!And would that be so as you could shove the hottest chilli where the sun doesn't shine?
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Ah.....all night on the bog.......chilled toilet roll required.....