Limericks (11)

[Ice.Maiden]

A humble young laddie from Kent
was not able to pay his rent.
He said he would work
in spite of his quirk
but ended up battered and bent.

[Yogi]

The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped

[Ice.Maiden]

The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.

[Yogi]

The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice

[Ice.Maiden]

The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace

[Yogi]

The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace
can avoid having her pet trumped.

[Ice.Maiden]

Swift! :grin:
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A man he sat having a cig.

[Yogi]

A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig

[Ice.Maiden]

A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,

[Yogi]

A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke

[Ice.Maiden]

A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke
The man had no breath left to jig!

[Yogi]

If horses had wings, they would fly

[Ice.Maiden]

If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.

[Yogi]

If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!

[Ice.Maiden]

If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,

[Yogi]

If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,
You can avoid it if you try.

[Ice.Maiden]

A woman was born with eight toes.

[Yogi]

A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."

[Ice.Maiden]

A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,

[Yogi]

A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,
Her toes out of sight