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A humble young laddie from Kent
was not able to pay his rent.
He said he would work
in spite of his quirk
but ended up battered and bent.
was not able to pay his rent.
He said he would work
in spite of his quirk
but ended up battered and bent.
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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
The exercise got his blood pumped.
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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace
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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace
can avoid having her pet trumped.
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace
can avoid having her pet trumped.
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Swift! :grin:
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A man he sat having a cig.
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A man he sat having a cig.
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A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
came fact to face with a pink pig
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A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
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A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke
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A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke
The man had no breath left to jig!
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke
The man had no breath left to jig!
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If horses had wings, they would fly
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If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
like Pegasus did, way up high.
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If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
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If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,
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If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,
You can avoid it if you try.
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,
You can avoid it if you try.
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A woman was born with eight toes.
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A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
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A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,
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A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,
Her toes out of sight
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,
Her toes out of sight