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But think of the advantages Tomsk. Quiet time - you could read that book you've always wanted to start; you could have a game of solitaire and beat your last time; you could lean back and go to sleep, listening to your fave music; you can sit and plan how much you're going to need to pacify Mrs. Tomsk ......
And then! You'd find yourself glued to the toilet seat, with a huge red mark on your backside as a reminder of your punishment!!

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that is bloody digusting........and from a ruddy matron......SHOITE!

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Lol - but I've heard about loads of men taking a mag or newspaper into the loo with them. Must be in case there's no loo paper of course.....

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emm Ice if he stays in the loo that long after a hot chilli he may gas himself

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This is very true, yes.

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bye bye tomsk!!!

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Think he collapsed.

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maybe his wife hit him with a frying pan

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Maybe he was just overcome with the fumes. Would YOU go in after him with a frying pan if YOU were his wife??

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NO A BUDGIE IN A CAGE...............

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so what the budgie comes after you then

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NO A BUDGIE IN A CAGE...............
LOL!!!!!! Like those canaries that used to go down mines Tomsk?

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omg pinky faints

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Why have you fainted hun?

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she's a drama queen........

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But.. but.... I faint on many occasions, when the innuendos become too much for my delicate system! : )

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o you love it!!!

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Oh!!! Oh...alright then!

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OOOOOHHHHHH MATRON............
GOOD LUCK PINKY XXXX

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She's resting at the moment.

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