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Oh dear!

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'I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.'
General George S. Patton.

:???:

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:lmao4:

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Terrible really, but someone sent me a pile of anti-French jokes, and I had to laugh.

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did he really say that?

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I think so, yes! I'll post some more when I can drag them from the email - if I haven't deleted it.

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OK., here's another one ...

'It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us.'
Alan Kent.

Splutter!! : )

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I have no problem with the French.

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I only know one French person, and she's fine.

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That's a relief,,,,!

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:???:

On the other hand, the shop assistants in Paris can be snooty and rude!

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That does not surprise me...
it is the City after all..

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In different words, I was called fat .. when I was a size 10. Goodness knows what I'd be called now then - obeseii maximus, probably ! : )

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