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A man wore a frilly pink thong,
It was bought on sale for a song.
It didn't quite fit
thus he had to quit
He'd put them on backwards - all wrong!

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I spied a lady in a thong

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I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.

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I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned

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I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
Her cheeks ne'er disowned

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I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
Her cheeks ne'er disowned
She took the first flight to Hong Kong.

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There once was a lady from Slough, (it rhymes with cow)

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There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.

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There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day,

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There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day.
Lovely, we could say

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There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day.
Lovely, we could say
but she passed off well at the plough.

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There once was a chili pepper

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There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better. :???:

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There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun

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There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
and got overdone

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There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
and got overdone
I passed it on to a leper.

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A lady had warts on her head,

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A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.

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A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,

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A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
Then four to much more,

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