Limericks (11)

[Ice.Maiden]

A man wore a frilly pink thong,
It was bought on sale for a song.
It didn't quite fit
thus he had to quit
He'd put them on backwards - all wrong!

[Yogi]

I spied a lady in a thong

[Ice.Maiden]

I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.

[Yogi]

I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned

[Ice.Maiden]

I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
Her cheeks ne'er disowned

[Yogi]

I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
Her cheeks ne'er disowned
She took the first flight to Hong Kong.

[Ice.Maiden]

There once was a lady from Slough, (it rhymes with cow)

[Yogi]

There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.

[Ice.Maiden]

There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day,

[Yogi]

There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day.
Lovely, we could say

[Ice.Maiden]

There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day.
Lovely, we could say
but she passed off well at the plough.

[Yogi]

There once was a chili pepper

[Ice.Maiden]

There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better. :???:

[Yogi]

There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun

[Ice.Maiden]

There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
and got overdone

[Yogi]

There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
and got overdone
I passed it on to a leper.

[Ice.Maiden]

A lady had warts on her head,

[Yogi]

A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.

[Ice.Maiden]

A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,

[Yogi]

A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
Then four to much more,