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A man wore a frilly pink thong,
It was bought on sale for a song.
It didn't quite fit
thus he had to quit
He'd put them on backwards - all wrong!
It was bought on sale for a song.
It didn't quite fit
thus he had to quit
He'd put them on backwards - all wrong!
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I spied a lady in a thong
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I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
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I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
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I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
Her cheeks ne'er disowned
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
Her cheeks ne'er disowned
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I spied a lady in a thong
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
Her cheeks ne'er disowned
She took the first flight to Hong Kong.
which looked so flimsy, but was strong.
With muscles well toned
Her cheeks ne'er disowned
She took the first flight to Hong Kong.
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There once was a lady from Slough, (it rhymes with cow)
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There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
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There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day,
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There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day.
Lovely, we could say
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day.
Lovely, we could say
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There once was a lady from Slough,
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day.
Lovely, we could say
but she passed off well at the plough.
She grew a beard; we don't know how.
She shaved thrice a day.
Lovely, we could say
but she passed off well at the plough.
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There once was a chili pepper
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There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better. :???:
whose heat got better and better. :???:
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There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
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There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
and got overdone
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
and got overdone
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There once was a chili pepper
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
and got overdone
I passed it on to a leper.
whose heat got better and better.
It laid in the sun
and got overdone
I passed it on to a leper.
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A lady had warts on her head,
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A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
They began to itch while in bed.
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A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
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A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
Then four to much more,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
Then four to much more,