Limericks (11)

[Ice.Maiden]

A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
Then four to much more,
So now she's one big wart instead!

[Yogi]

I saw a potato with eyes

[Ice.Maiden]

I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise.

[Yogi]

I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed

[Ice.Maiden]

I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed

[Yogi]

I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed
Instead i should have made Frenched Fries.

[Ice.Maiden]

:grin:

'Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,

[Yogi]

Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed

[Ice.Maiden]

Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,

[Yogi]

Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete

[Ice.Maiden]

Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete
but plenty of courage displayed.

[Yogi]

I wish I owned a red sports car

[Ice.Maiden]

I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.

[Yogi]

I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur

[Ice.Maiden]

I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,

[Yogi]

I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,
All the girls would think I'm a star.

[Ice.Maiden]

These limericks might be the last,

[Yogi]

These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past

[Ice.Maiden]

These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,

[Yogi]

These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,
and sometimes misfit