Limericks (11)
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Re: Limericks (11)
A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
Then four to much more,
So now she's one big wart instead!
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
Then four to much more,
So now she's one big wart instead!
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I saw a potato with eyes
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I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise.
and stared at the mess in surprise.
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I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
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I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed
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I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed
Instead i should have made Frenched Fries.
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed
Instead i should have made Frenched Fries.
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'Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
'Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
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Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
for their safe return I have prayed
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Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
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Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete
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Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete
but plenty of courage displayed.
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete
but plenty of courage displayed.
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I wish I owned a red sports car
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I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
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I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
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I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,
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I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,
All the girls would think I'm a star.
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,
All the girls would think I'm a star.
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These limericks might be the last,
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These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
they enjoyed a wonderful past
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These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,
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These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,
and sometimes misfit
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,
and sometimes misfit