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A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
Then four to much more,
So now she's one big wart instead!

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I saw a potato with eyes

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I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise.

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I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed

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I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed

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I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed
Instead i should have made Frenched Fries.

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'Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,

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Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed

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Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,

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Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete

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Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete
but plenty of courage displayed.

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I wish I owned a red sports car

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I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.

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I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur

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I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,

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I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,
All the girls would think I'm a star.

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These limericks might be the last,

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These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past

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These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,

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These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,
and sometimes misfit

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