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There once was a squid on a reef
He was soft and didn't have "teef".
A clam it did spy
and with tentacles high
it said, "I'm Johnny Depp." Good Grief!

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LOL!
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A woman had such a small waist

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A woman had such a small waist
and a navel that was well placed

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A woman had such a small waist
and a navel that was well placed
The two they once met

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A woman had such a small waist
and a navel that was well placed
The two they once met
no one could forget

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A woman had such a small waist
and a navel that was well placed
The two they once met
no one could forget
Her chest ended up on her face.

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Today I saw a pig in a poke

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Today I saw a pig in a poke
'Twas carried by some skinny bloke.

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Today I saw a pig in a poke
'Twas carried by some skinny bloke.
It's snout was so pink

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Today I saw a pig in a poke
'Twas carried by some skinny bloke.
It's snout was so pink
It scarcely did blink

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Today I saw a pig in a poke
'Twas carried by some skinny bloke.
It's snout was so pink
It scarcely did blink
But when it barked I saw the joke.

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A jovial fellow from Leeds

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A jovial fellow from Leeds
was fond of eating pumpkin seeds

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A jovial fellow from Leeds
was fond of eating pumpkin seeds
Alas they sprouted,

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A jovial fellow from Leeds
was fond of eating pumpkin seeds
Alas they sprouted,
So it was touted

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A jovial fellow from Leeds
was fond of eating pumpkin seeds
Alas they sprouted,
So it was touted
but now the man's covered in weeds.

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There once was a bat in a cave

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There once was a bat in a cave
who said: "I've decided to shave"

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There once was a bat in a cave
who said: "I've decided to shave"
The razor was dull

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There once was a bat in a cave
who said: "I've decided to shave"
The razor was dull
The bat's beard was full

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