Athiest Thread.

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ROFL at all, especially the last one.

Yeah, pray for me to stop...that'll work! :lol:

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My name is James. I and my wife Sandra got married 14yrs ago and since then we had no child. As Christians, we still believed God for a baby at the due time.

Finally, my wife got pregnant and everything was alright. On the day of delivery, I was driving her to the hospital and suddenly our car collided with an on-coming lorry and we had a fatal accident. My sister narrated it thus: ''We had a call from the police through the identification found on you that you and Sandra were in the hospital. When we came to the hospital, the Doctor asked us to sign some documents so that an operation could be performed on Sandra to bring the baby out."

The baby came out alive but Sandra was declared dead while I was in comma with my two legs broken. In the night, a man clothed in white appeared to me and touched my head. From that moment, I started sneezing. After 5mins, I sat up and became a little strong. Then I asked, 'where is my wife'? Then, somebody the next door started sneezing too.

That was Sandra. 'She's alive, she's alive', the nurses shouted.

Sandra also narrated that the same man clothed in white who touched my head also touched her head. Few days later we were discharged from the hospital.

My broken legs have also been restored and I can walk perfectly too. Today, I, Sandra and our daughter named Miracle are all alive. What was supposed to be our happiest day turned out to be a sorrowful day but we thank God for today.

Ladies and gentlemen, God exists and still performs miracles, even the miracle of bringing the dead to live.

Now I decree that:

1. Nothing will cut your joy short on the happiest day of your life in Jesus name.

2. I command every dead thing in your life to come back alive in Jesus name.

3. This year, may you receive a miracle that will attract the attention of the world in Jesus mighty name.

Type AMEN in the comment box to claim these prayers.

Share this testimony.

they were allergic to the dude in white robes?

and what a strange hospital that was... they brought a dead-declared, carved up woman into the ward?

are we all ready for the zombie apocalypse? no, ok, then Don't be typing Amen anywhere....

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oh yeah, the above post was accompanied with a picture of an accident scene that had 2 cars pretty much pulverized...

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It never ceases to amaze me to what depths people will stoop to convince others that "a miracle has happened!" I surmise the photo is a "fake" (not that the accident was staged, but that the author was not involved in the accident), that the author and his family (assuming he's even married) was not injured so, and that it is highly likely that, if the author even has a daughter named, "Miracle," she was not named so for the stated reasons.

But that's just me...the consumate skeptic. There have been many incidents of contrived stories similar to this for me to just accept that everything happened as described.

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i had a "miracle" happen to me, but it merely point out how our bodies react to stress. to cut through the chase, my hand were weeping, bleeding and itching so badly i'd shove them into hot water so that the pain would over-ride the itch. i slept with my fingers salved, gloved and rubbergloved and still it persisted.

then one day i woke up and my hands had healed overnight with merely a bit of pink skin to indicate there ever had been a problem.

so, what fixed it? i had worried about something for weeks - and once the issue had been resolved...

instant miracle!

had i used frog eggs or bat saliva the night before, i'd been a believer.

oh yeah.

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I am grateful to God for sparing my life 24 yrs ago yesterday. I was 19 pregnant got hit by two cars. Left for dead. But God had other plans. I'm paralyzed from waist down my child died but I-- I am alive to tell my story. GOD IS GREAT

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ugh. gets me riled up every time.

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even as a kid I thought there was something wrong with that system.



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is this really funny or am I really tired?

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