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A humble young laddie from Kent
was not able to pay his rent.
He said he would work
in spite of his quirk
but ended up battered and bent.

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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped

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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.

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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice

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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace

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The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace
can avoid having her pet trumped.

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Swift! :grin:
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A man he sat having a cig.

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A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig

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A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,

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A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke

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A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke
The man had no breath left to jig!

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If horses had wings, they would fly

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If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.

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If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!

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If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,

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If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,
You can avoid it if you try.

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A woman was born with eight toes.

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A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."

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A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,

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A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,
Her toes out of sight

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