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Thoughts .....

Postby Ice.Maiden » 25 Dec 2014, 21:13

Is a dead pig disgruntled?

Would an astronaut getting a bang on the head be over the moon, or seeing stars?

The police officer was accused of fishing while on duty ....

The man with a kite was a high flier.

Was the snoring man aloud?

Is a person on a diet delighted?

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Postby Tomsk » 26 Dec 2014, 14:59

:lmao4: are they from the crackers?
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 26 Dec 2014, 18:48

Nope! All but one came from my own little head Watson!
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Postby Tomsk » 26 Dec 2014, 19:46

Genius..

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Postby Ice.Maiden » 26 Dec 2014, 19:50

:lmao1:

Do you think if someone copies me, I can sue them? :think:
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Postby Tomsk » 08 Jan 2015, 02:53

go for it...

We spend half our lives partying and the rest recovering..

Van Gogh disliked music, he said it went in one ear and out the other.

The Pope likes music and thinks it's sodding brilliant..
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 08 Jan 2015, 16:24

I like the middle one! LOL.
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Postby Tomsk » 09 Jan 2015, 07:03

well I liked all of yours...!!
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 Jan 2015, 21:06

Good, good. I'm choosy! : )
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Postby Tomsk » 29 Jan 2015, 20:56

off for a dump , back soon 007!
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 30 Jan 2015, 07:44

Oh for goodness' sake! :doh:

You're so rude! :lol:
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