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Is a dead pig disgruntled?

Would an astronaut getting a bang on the head be over the moon, or seeing stars?

The police officer was accused of fishing while on duty ....

The man with a kite was a high flier.

Was the snoring man aloud?

Is a person on a diet delighted?

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:lmao4: are they from the crackers?

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Nope! All but one came from my own little head Watson!

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Genius..

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:lmao1:

Do you think if someone copies me, I can sue them? :think:

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go for it...

We spend half our lives partying and the rest recovering..

Van Gogh disliked music, he said it went in one ear and out the other.

The Pope likes music and thinks it's sodding brilliant..

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I like the middle one! LOL.

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well I liked all of yours...!!

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Good, good. I'm choosy! : )

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off for a dump , back soon 007!

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Oh for goodness' sake! :doh:

You're so rude! :lol:

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