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LOL!!!!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 22 Nov 2013, 17:15

Without prejudice to any Brits, I had to copy this joke that was sent to me ....


After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
strong enough
to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him
that he and his
wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor
told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the
problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,

get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to
his
ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said, 'I may not be the smartest
guy in the world, but I don't
see how putting a firework in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help
me.'
'Trust me, it will do the job',
said the doctor.

So off home he goes, lit a banger and put it in a
beer can. He holds it up
to his ear and begins to count: '1, 2, 3, 4,
5,' at which point he paused
and placed the beer can between his legs
so he could continue counting on
his other hand.

This procedure also
works in Newcastle, Barnsley, Sheffield, parts of Stoke
on Trent and
anywhere in Wales.
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Re: LOL!!!!

Postby Tomsk » 05 Dec 2013, 01:53

:o :lmao4:
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 05 Dec 2013, 08:13

The "anywhere in Wales" made me laugh! : )
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Re: LOL!!!!

Postby Tomsk » 09 Dec 2013, 09:04

Indeed,
We just played Cardiff fc at the weekend ,
It was nice to chat to the fans and their accents!
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 09 Dec 2013, 16:59

Well done for being able to understand them!
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