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Give Us Your Statistics

Postby Yogi » 29 Jan 2008, 09:15

Approximately 97% of all statistics are made up.
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby mamie » 29 Jan 2008, 12:48

This winter, 71% of Maine residents have seriously considered moving to Dixie. (us, too!)
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby ClaireDU » 29 Jan 2008, 13:38

When I first joined Bra Information, Yogi, I gave my statistics. What more do you want? :roll:
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby Yogi » 29 Jan 2008, 14:30

ClaireDU wrote:When I first joined Bra Information, Yogi, I gave my statistics. What more do you want? :roll:


Charts and graphs accompanied by 8x10 glossy photos :mrgreen:
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby mdkilmer » 29 Jan 2008, 15:53

99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad reputation.
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby ClaireDU » 29 Jan 2008, 17:01

Charts and graphs accompanied by 8x10 glossy photos :mrgreen:


In your dreams, mate. :naughty:
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby Yogi » 29 Jan 2008, 17:36

That's what they all say Claire :sigh:
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby mamie » 29 Jan 2008, 18:41

63% of all people who claim they hate statistics actually work for pollster companies!
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby imbizze » 29 Jan 2008, 20:21

97% of all mini van soccer moms are habitual speeders. They are always running late and are in a hurry!

I swear it must be true!
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby G5Pontiac » 29 Jan 2008, 22:02

Three out of four Americans make up 75% of the population.
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby StVandal » 30 Jan 2008, 16:10

9 out of 10 dentists think that other guy is crooked.
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby mdkilmer » 30 Jan 2008, 18:18

100% of all Americans have been virgins at least once.
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby StVandal » 30 Jan 2008, 19:04

Average abv.*% for non-alcoholic beer? 0.5%
Average domestic American beer abv.? 4.5% - 5.2%
Average IPA (India Pale Ale) abv.? 7% - 8%
Average barley wine (don't let the name fool you, it's a type of ale) abv.? 8% - 29%


*Alcohol By Volume
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby mdkilmer » 30 Jan 2008, 23:23

0.0% of Seattleites have managed to take over the world with laser-eyed robots.
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby pilvikki » 30 Jan 2008, 23:58

:mrgreen:

100% of drivers think they're better than average.
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby ClaireDU » 31 Jan 2008, 01:28

50% of them are. Is that statistically right? Maths were not and still aren't my best subject. :lol:
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby mdkilmer » 31 Jan 2008, 08:40

Claire, 50% of them ARE. But, according to a survey I read a while back, almost 80% of them THINK that they are. Truth.
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby StVandal » 31 Jan 2008, 18:18

mdkilmer wrote:0.0% of Seattleites have managed to take over the world with laser-eyed robots.

Only about 40% of a poll agree with autonomous robots being used in open warfare, but the nice things about robots is they don't care what people think of them!
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby ClaireDU » 31 Jan 2008, 22:35

mdkilmer wrote:Claire, 50% of them ARE. But, according to a survey I read a while back, almost 80% of them THINK that they are. Truth.


And, no doubt, those 80% are men.... :whistle:
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Re: Give Us Your Statistics

Postby StVandal » 31 Jan 2008, 22:59

24% of all traffic fatalities are caused by drunk drivers.
This means 76% are caused by sober ones.
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