Affairs

[legend]

Ever had one ?

Ever been the victim of one ?

Ever hoped for one but never got what you wanted ?

[Tomsk]

no..never...I can't afford it chuck!

[Ice.Maiden]

Don't agree with them. They only cause heartbreak, tit-for-tat measures - and you could never trust a partner who'd had an affair, in case they did it again.
Affairs surely don't have to be costly Tomsk?

[Tomsk]

Hi ho fidelity!

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol, true. If you've got what you want, why go elsewhere?

[Tomsk]

STD.....nuff said.

[Ice.Maiden]

Bleurgh, yes.

[Tomsk]

yuk ledge...have you?

[legend]

now that would be telling :mrgreen:

[Tomsk]

are you still a virgin?