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annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 25 Apr 2011, 11:39
by Tomsk
but in a nice way...
'YOU MAY KISS THE ROYAL HAND.....
oR i CALL her Mate!..
would you find that annoying?

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 25 Apr 2011, 16:48
by Ice.Maiden
Mate?????

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 30 Apr 2011, 06:43
by Tomsk
yes...in a matey way......
she hates it..!

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 30 Apr 2011, 14:17
by Ice.Maiden
I'd ignore you.

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 30 Apr 2011, 16:54
by imhotep the 2nd
I haven't got a wife myself.
I'm still young(ish) free and single!!
The thing is, I like my freedom too much.
:think:

I'm somewhat independent!!
If and when I DO get a missus, I would pamper her so much until I have no pamp left in me...
:cool2:

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 01 May 2011, 03:58
by Tomsk
good o Imo!!,.....treat her mean to keep her keen....works a treat..

Oh Ice..silence is golden.....

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 01 May 2011, 10:26
by Ice.Maiden
Faeces, Penge person!

Don't take any notice of him imhotep - you'd make someone a fab, kind husband.

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 01 May 2011, 17:34
by imhotep the 2nd
Awww,that's very sweet of you Icey hun.

Of course i'd make a fine husband. I would treat her like a matured fine wine.
:love:

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 02 May 2011, 06:00
by Tomsk
blimey Imo what a tribute.....stick her in the cellar for 20 years!!!

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 02 May 2011, 07:26
by Ice.Maiden
LOLOLOL!!! Tomsk beat me to it!

Well I think you'd be kind and thoughtful, imhotep.

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 02 May 2011, 08:06
by Tomsk
ditto sir..

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 02 May 2011, 14:05
by Ice.Maiden
Good job mine puts me on a pedestal ... otherwise he'd be under it! No, no - what am I saying? : )

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 03 May 2011, 00:34
by Tomsk
that poor man....he puts up with so much nonsense...

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 03 May 2011, 07:04
by Ice.Maiden
He does indeed. True love can make a person very tolerant! Then again, maybe the thought of being locked in the cellar has an impact .....

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 06 May 2011, 12:13
by Tomsk
!....My Barney Rubble has gone to Cornwall for 4 days she needs a break...she's gone with 2 of her female mates..

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 06 May 2011, 15:52
by Ice.Maiden
Well I'm sure you can trust her. Bet she'll have a great time!

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 08 May 2011, 00:51
by Tomsk
how could you possibly telll?......you are a sweet person...
she's back on Wednesday...and if the kids mess the house I'm gonna kick their student butts!

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 08 May 2011, 08:43
by Ice.Maiden
How's she staying? Hotel, rented cottage, caravan ....? I must get down to Cornwall again. I've got some friends in the area. Some parts are amazingly beautiful.

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 14 May 2011, 12:55
by Tomsk
hotel..but she's back now..

Re: annoying my dearest wife..

PostPosted: 14 May 2011, 14:34
by Ice.Maiden
Yes, on Wednesday wasn't it? Hope she had a great time. Did she bring you a stick of rock back?