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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 03 Aug 2010, 14:18

But think of the advantages Tomsk. Quiet time - you could read that book you've always wanted to start; you could have a game of solitaire and beat your last time; you could lean back and go to sleep, listening to your fave music; you can sit and plan how much you're going to need to pacify Mrs. Tomsk ......
And then! You'd find yourself glued to the toilet seat, with a huge red mark on your backside as a reminder of your punishment!!
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Tomsk » 04 Aug 2010, 02:45

that is bloody digusting........and from a ruddy matron......SHOITE!
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 04 Aug 2010, 13:33

Lol - but I've heard about loads of men taking a mag or newspaper into the loo with them. Must be in case there's no loo paper of course.....
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Re: spice it up!

Postby pinky » 04 Aug 2010, 18:17

emm Ice if he stays in the loo that long after a hot chilli he may gas himself
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 05 Aug 2010, 17:48

This is very true, yes.
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Re: spice it up!

Postby pinky » 05 Aug 2010, 20:38

bye bye tomsk!!!
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 05 Aug 2010, 22:22

Think he collapsed.
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Re: spice it up!

Postby pinky » 06 Aug 2010, 15:15

maybe his wife hit him with a frying pan
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 06 Aug 2010, 21:00

Maybe he was just overcome with the fumes. Would YOU go in after him with a frying pan if YOU were his wife??
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Tomsk » 07 Aug 2010, 12:49

NO A BUDGIE IN A CAGE...............
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Re: spice it up!

Postby pinky » 07 Aug 2010, 16:58

so what the budgie comes after you then
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 08 Aug 2010, 11:43

NO A BUDGIE IN A CAGE...............
LOL!!!!!! Like those canaries that used to go down mines Tomsk?
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Re: spice it up!

Postby pinky » 08 Aug 2010, 13:28

omg pinky faints
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 10 Aug 2010, 07:14

Why have you fainted hun?
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Tomsk » 14 Aug 2010, 13:50

she's a drama queen........
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 14 Aug 2010, 16:38

But.. but.... I faint on many occasions, when the innuendos become too much for my delicate system! : )
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Tomsk » 15 Aug 2010, 07:11

o you love it!!!
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 15 Aug 2010, 09:49

Oh!!! Oh...alright then!

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Re: spice it up!

Postby Tomsk » 16 Aug 2010, 01:55

OOOOOHHHHHH MATRON............
GOOD LUCK PINKY XXXX
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Re: spice it up!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 14 Sep 2010, 14:37

She's resting at the moment.
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