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Postby Ice.Maiden » 27 Oct 2014, 19:34

English Stiff Upper Lip: On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm ME!
I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood.
What do you say to that?
The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

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Re: British humour

Postby Tomsk » 28 Oct 2014, 15:13

:lmao4: very good!
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Re: British humour

Postby Ice.Maiden » 28 Oct 2014, 19:42

Someone sent that to me yesterday.
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Re: British humour

Postby Tomsk » 03 Nov 2014, 23:08

That's nice....
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 04 Nov 2014, 13:25

It made me laugh at the time, when I was feeling very under-par with this flu which I've (still!) got.
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Re: British humour

Postby Tomsk » 04 Nov 2014, 17:38

Laughter iz the best medicine.. :dancer2:
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Re: British humour

Postby Ice.Maiden » 04 Nov 2014, 19:54

It helps, Archie, it helps.
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Re: British humour

Postby Tomsk » 05 Nov 2014, 20:28

IT'S ESSENTIAL...
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Re: British humour

Postby Ice.Maiden » 05 Nov 2014, 20:32

Well we'd all look a bit silly if we walked around with permanent grins splashed across our faces, but the world can be such a horrible place sometimes, that we have to keep a sense of humour to get through everything.

Laughter makes you feel better.
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Re: British humour

Postby Tomsk » 06 Nov 2014, 00:51

never hang around curmudgeons for too long....
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Re: British humour

Postby Ice.Maiden » 06 Nov 2014, 15:47

That's true, but unfortunately I have no choice sometimes! LOL.
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Re: British humour

Postby Tomsk » 06 Nov 2014, 19:26

:o are you referring to Tonyted!?
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Re: British humour

Postby Ice.Maiden » 06 Nov 2014, 20:28

Mwhahahaha!!!! No - and you should go and have a few words with him on Off Topic.

I meant my OH, who gets more and more like Victor every day! : )
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Postby Tomsk » 06 Nov 2014, 21:35

I thought so ,
I was just joking..
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Re: British humour

Postby Ice.Maiden » 06 Nov 2014, 21:52

:grin:
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