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Postby Ice.Maiden » 28 Sep 2014, 19:05

What do you call an Irishman trying to break up a fight?

Liam Malone! :lol:

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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Tomsk » 30 Sep 2014, 12:27

Ha! did you make that one up?

Two Irish council workers out and about ,
One digging a hole and the other filling the hole back in ,
Along comes The Mayor...what in the Bejaysus are you two eejits doing?

Paddy; Well Sir the third member of our party is off sick today and he's the Man planting the trees......
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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 30 Sep 2014, 14:26

:lmao1:

And no - I didn't make the joke up. Found it while perusing .... :o

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture!

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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Tomsk » 04 Nov 2014, 01:30

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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 04 Nov 2014, 13:31

:lmao1:

Lovely, isn't it?

The Doctor was puzzled. 'I'm very sorry Mrs. O'Flaherty, but I can't diagnose your trouble. I think it must be drink.'

'Don't worry about it Dr Cullen, I'll come back when you're sober.' said the woman.

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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Tomsk » 04 Nov 2014, 17:33

very good...! :cool2:
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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 04 Nov 2014, 19:51

Thank 'ee.
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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Nov 2014, 19:36

A passer-by watched two Irishmen in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.

'Tell me, 'said the passer-by, 'What on earth are you doing?'

'Well, 'said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig, Fergal plants the tree and Sean fills in the hole.

Today Fergal is away unwell, but that doesn't mean Sean and I have to take the day off, does it?'

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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Tomsk » 13 Nov 2014, 22:52

ya wee eejit that's my joke !
Doh Icy..
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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 14 Nov 2014, 17:37

Was it??? LOOOL - it makes it even funnier then!
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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Nov 2014, 21:32

So how about .....

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street. Murphy falls in hole and hurts himself. He calls out, "Paddy, call me an ambulance".

Paddy starts jumping up and down clapping his hands yelling, "Murphy's an ambulance, Murphy's an ambulance".

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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Tomsk » 17 Nov 2014, 22:49

not bad....
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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 Nov 2014, 11:40

I love 'em. I'm not bothered that I have Irish in me myself. I can laugh at the situations, because you DO meet people like that sometimes.
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Re: Irish jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 27 Nov 2014, 19:27

Paddy and Mick are walking down the road and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand.
Paddy says to Mick, "If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have them both"
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