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Joke puzzle

Postby Ice.Maiden » 03 Feb 2014, 08:59

If a rooster sat on a barn roof with one side sloping at an angle of 35 degrees, the other side sloping at 36 degrees, and laid an egg on the apex, which way would the egg roll down?
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Tomsk » 07 Feb 2014, 19:32

tell me ?
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Feb 2014, 19:40

It wouldn't - a rooster's a cockerel! Mwhahahaha.
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Re: Joke puzzle

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Postby Tomsk » 07 Feb 2014, 20:22

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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Feb 2014, 20:25

You no like it?

How about this one then .....

A high speed electric train's travelling from north Wales to Cornwall. It's going at 100mph, but there's a head-on wind slowing it down a bit and it arrives a little late. If the train was heading south to Cornwall, and the wind was coming from the south, which way would the steam be blowing?
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Tomsk » 07 Feb 2014, 20:29

it was a good joke ..just exasperating..!

I no no ...tell me..
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Feb 2014, 20:49

I can't talk to you right now, with you saying that. It upsets me.

Don't ask, Tomsk. I'm just going for a cuppa.
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Tomsk » 07 Feb 2014, 20:56

I was joking!
narna..
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Feb 2014, 21:01

You don't know what I'm referring to. I can't say here.

Never mind - forget it.
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Tomsk » 07 Feb 2014, 21:07

no please tell?
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Feb 2014, 21:16

I can't. It's too personal, and I wouldn't want to embarrass you or have you tell a whopper. Leave it. It's OK.
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Tomsk » 07 Feb 2014, 21:23

well it don't sound ok...
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Re: Joke puzzle

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Feb 2014, 21:30

No, but it won't make any difference. Just carry on being as you are.
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