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Quick jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 13 Jan 2014, 18:22

How many ears did Davy Crockett have? Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear. :P

What's a Hindu? Lays eggs. :P
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Postby Tomsk » 15 Jan 2014, 13:13

:lmao4:
not heard that in yonks!
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 15 Jan 2014, 13:52

:( I hadn't heard them before at all.

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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Tomsk » 16 Jan 2014, 20:34

:lmao4:
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 16 Jan 2014, 20:38

Oh well, they amused my simple mind. : )
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Tomsk » 20 Jan 2014, 06:25

Living in the countryside makes people lazy..
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Jan 2014, 08:44

Doesn't so!! You townies have more time to listen to music.
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Tomsk » 20 Jan 2014, 18:08

The City keeps you on your toes,
Country life makes you want to doze..
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Jan 2014, 20:57

Duh. Not funny.

I tell you what - people in the country work far harder than the townies, but it keeps them fitter.
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Tomsk » 23 Jan 2014, 09:36

:lol: :nana: :lmao4:
Oh come now Holmes that was hilarious...
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 23 Jan 2014, 10:01

OK., OK., I've lived in both, as well as somewhere in between. When I was in my teens, towns seemed much better - more shops, more life, great times, but the countryside's been more beneficial for the children, and I don't miss the hustle and bustle these days. You ought to try it. No need to do yoga to relieve stress. Up here, there IS no stress! : )
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Tomsk » 27 Jan 2014, 07:31

Oh shut ya face...
I'm washing my undies..
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 27 Jan 2014, 10:15

Monthly wash day is it?

Anyway, how can you be washing your ... underwear ... and posting at the same time?
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Tomsk » 07 Feb 2014, 20:39

multi tasking..
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Feb 2014, 21:18

Do you tread grapes at the same time?
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Tomsk » 07 Feb 2014, 21:26

if I'm in the garden..
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Feb 2014, 21:32

Blimey - you could squash tomatoes with the other foot - ready chopped.
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Tomsk » 07 Feb 2014, 21:39

I can do many things..
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Re: Quick jokes

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Feb 2014, 21:42

So I've heard, Watson!
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