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Baby Jesus...

Postby Tomsk » 10 Dec 2013, 16:00

was 7 pounds at birth they knew this as they had a weigh in a manger..
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 10 Dec 2013, 17:39

:bleh:

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.

He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes."

He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses."

The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus". :lol:
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Tomsk » 10 Dec 2013, 17:56

Eh?
don't get it...
explain please
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 10 Dec 2013, 18:11

Oh burger! You MUST get it???

*The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus" .... and at the beginning, the parrot said: "jesus is watching you" .....

Now?
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Tomsk » 11 Dec 2013, 03:22

Oh scuse me while I collapse in mirth..

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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 11 Dec 2013, 09:06

:bleh:

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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Tomsk » 17 Dec 2013, 06:27

:lmao1:
Couldn't,t resist..
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Dec 2013, 12:25

My Irish/Liverpudlian aunt sent me a whole pile of jokes, taking the mick out of themselves. I was going to put them on here, but some might be offended. Me - I was rolling! : )
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Tomsk » 19 Dec 2013, 04:35

Oh givwe us a few..
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Dec 2013, 09:26

I'll have to go back to the email. I'll post some for Christmas!
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Tomsk » 21 Dec 2013, 06:05

what do you call a Irish baker.
Pat O cake...
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 21 Dec 2013, 13:33

LOOOOL!!!!! :lmao1: That's harmless, so it's very good.

One of the jokes which I was sent, goes: What do you call a Liverpudlian virgin? A miracle!

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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Tomsk » 27 Dec 2013, 09:39

Ha...!
did you ever watch Brooookside?
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 27 Dec 2013, 09:40

No. Was there supposed to be one in that? Looool!
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Tomsk » 03 Jan 2014, 07:37

No but there was an amusing character called Harry Cross. who was always moaning!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJlzb8lObqY
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 03 Jan 2014, 08:54

Reminds me of a Liverpudlian Victor Meldrew - the face's enough to stop a fleet of ships! Oh well thank you for that, but now I know why I didn't watch it. The accents .....
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Tomsk » 08 Jan 2014, 19:49

Ha...
you are Scousist!
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 08 Jan 2014, 20:05

Plenty of people I know live there, but that doesn't stop me from disliking the accent. Mind you, it's better than a Brummie one.
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Postby Tomsk » 08 Jan 2014, 23:44

I like accents..
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Re: Baby Jesus...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 09 Jan 2014, 07:37

I can't understand some of them. When Geordies or some Scots talk quickly, it's not easy to fathom what they're on about.
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