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Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby kg » 23 Oct 2013, 17:54


I was just watching the christening of "The Royal Baby," and was exposed to the royal family and their array of hideous hats, but missing was my all-time favorite...the Toilet Seat hat. I was devastated!

I must correct this omission, so here, in its full glory, is the toilet seat hat. I hope that no one bought the hat at an auction, and is offended by this image:


    I feel much better, now.

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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Tomsk » 25 Oct 2013, 02:53

that's bloody ridiculous... :lmao4: :nana: :moon:
what a dipstick..
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Ice.Maiden » 25 Oct 2013, 06:42

LOOOL! Absolutely gross wasn't it? Whoever sorts out the Princesses wardrobes must be having a larf!! Everyone else did!

It seems that the hats WERE auctioned off, Glenn. Whether they produced any buyers or not's debatable, but I'd imagine so. Some people'll buy anything that's been used by Royalty.
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby kg » 25 Oct 2013, 16:10


Yes, they'll own something that was once owned by the Royals that they can stick back in an unobtrusive corner. And every time they look at it, they'll likely wonder what kind of a fool would wear something like that in public? :???:
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Ice.Maiden » 25 Oct 2013, 21:36

See my other post to you. The revolting accessory sold for thousands. I think buyers like that are really just buying a piece of history to pass on to their descendents. Now and again, ancient petticoats and bodices come up for sale - also at vastly inflated prices, but because the items were worn by one of our queens, the buy looks to be as good as investing in middle-range art or something. No one in their right mind'd wear such a horrible thing, but the person who designed Beatrice's hideous hat naturally defended her "artistic and fashionable" creation ... which means there are more to come!
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby kg » 26 Oct 2013, 00:12


Oh, I'm sure! :lmao4:
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Ice.Maiden » 26 Oct 2013, 13:18

I don't think that Victoria Beckham's particularly attractive either!!

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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Tomsk » 04 Nov 2013, 12:30

what knobheads!
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Ice.Maiden » 04 Nov 2013, 12:55

It's like someone threw a pie at her, and it landed on her forehead.
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Tomsk » 04 Nov 2013, 15:39

:lmao4: :crazy: :nana: :lol:

blimey o reilly
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby kg » 04 Nov 2013, 17:23


Oh my! I thought it was a mole in the middle of her forehead. I was going to suggest there are medications and treatments for such things. :shifty:
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Ice.Maiden » 04 Nov 2013, 17:36

* Mole!!!!! :lmao1:
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Tomsk » 09 Dec 2013, 09:07

Hat's ridiculous.
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Ice.Maiden » 09 Dec 2013, 16:58

Looks like a big button. Maybe if you press it, she smiles?
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby kg » 09 Dec 2013, 22:53


"Hi! My name is Chatty Kathy." :mrgreen:
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Ice.Maiden » 10 Dec 2013, 08:33

:lmao4:
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Tomsk » 17 Dec 2013, 06:36

Do you hats?
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Re: Hideous Hats - Reprise

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Dec 2013, 12:19

Pardon???
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