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Postby pilvikki » 15 Oct 2013, 04:59



Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!
A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?
A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a bloody cat!!!
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Re: math

Postby Ice.Maiden » 15 Oct 2013, 08:34

:lol: LOOOL!!!
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Re: math

Postby Tomsk » 18 Oct 2013, 09:16

perfecto Vikki!
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Re: math

Postby Ice.Maiden » 21 Oct 2013, 13:56

I love that one.
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