Pirates

[Ice.Maiden]

My goodness, the mind boggles!!
I've had lots of fun on snooker tables pink!!

[pinky]

on them or playing with them that is the question

[Ice.Maiden]

Well...on the tables...you know. Playing them's the same thing, but not playing WITH them.... if it's tables you're on about!???

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well the tables the equipment the whole attire really. So you like playing on tables with balls then!!!!

[imhotep the 2nd]

Care for a round of snooker then someone?
The only thing about the ones below is that they have smiley faces on them.....
pot as many balls as you can.....

[pinky]

aww they look cool Imho think Ice is more into playing with balls than me!!!!

[Ice.Maiden]

I love a game of pool or snooker - but playing on the tables is something else!

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have you tried it???

[imhotep the 2nd]

The only problem with playing on the tables is watching where you put your cue!!
Oh, and another thing.....what about leg room??
You can't have both legs on the table surely!!!

What happens if you get one of your legs stuck in the pocket??

No sorry, I don't think that playing ON the table isn't going to work Icey!!
I would be kicking my balls off it by mistake.......

Sorry have to dash off now.But I will be back tomorrow!! Night,night....

[pinky]

aww sorry to have missed you hun. Well Ice do your legs get stuck in the pockets then!!!!

[imhotep the 2nd]

I love a game of pool or snooker - but playing on the tables is something else!

When you say playing ON the tables, do you mean that you are lying down on it,or standing on it??
Bit difficult to pot the balls lying down I would have thought......hmmm!!

Or maybe, when standing on the table, you use golf clubs to hit the balls in the pockets.....heey, that really does sound like fun!!!

[pinky]

emm Pinky waits and pulls up a chair for Ices explanation. Anyone making tea??

[Ice.Maiden]

Rofl. I remember kneeling on one..... hmmm.....

[imhotep the 2nd]

Kneeling on one......hmm....that sounds a bit awkward.


Oh well, I think I will do a few karate chops.....hiiiiiiiyaaa!!

[Ice.Maiden]

LOL!!!!

And actually - I clambered up onto it so as I could get a better shot. Think a few JDs were to blame for that one!!

[pinky]

what you kneeled on a table or a ball.... ouch

[imhotep the 2nd]

Ooooh, you got to watch you don't touch the balls Icey.
You will get fouled if you do!!
In a snooker championship, the rules are, that you're not supposed to actually climb on top of it......you have to at least have one foot on the floor!!
If someone is a bit on the short side, you can use long cues called butts and half-butts according to length.
But, as you were on a few JDs I will allow you this exception....

I'm amazed you could hit the cue ball after drinking those Jds....

[pinky]

Icey likes to be on top though!!

[imhotep the 2nd]

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh lol - you pair of jesters! No, I never knelt on any of the balls pink, and yes imhotep, I understand the rules of pool and snooker.