Are we talking about photography or...

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Are we talking about photography or...

Postby Wonderbunny » 09 Jan 2015, 16:33

The morning after sleeping with her new boyfriend for the first time, the young woman said to her lover "You have a great body. I'm something of an amateur photographer. I'd love to photograph you in the nude."

"But" he replied "you'd need a special lens to capture my manhood in all it's glory."

"Wide angle?" she asked.

"Why not?" he retorted.
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Re: Are we talking about photography or...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 09 Jan 2015, 16:38

:lmao4:
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Re: Are we talking about photography or...

Postby Tomsk » 31 Jan 2015, 19:08

:lmao4: :cool2:
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Re: Are we talking about photography or...

Postby Wonderbunny » 01 Feb 2015, 13:25

I made that joke up all by myself.
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Re: Are we talking about photography or...

Postby Ice.Maiden » 01 Feb 2015, 15:02

You did? That was very good Wonderbunny!
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Re: Are we talking about photography or...

Postby Tomsk » 06 Feb 2015, 17:44

:cool2: :dancer2: very witty..
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