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olympics history

Postby pilvikki » 25 Mar 2014, 16:32


A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing salt peter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed:"OH! Limp pricks!"

Over the next two and a half millenniums that morphed into "Olympics."

Just thought I'd share this knowledge with you.

You're very welcome..
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 25 Mar 2014, 20:01

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Re: olympics history

Postby Tomsk » 07 Apr 2014, 06:38

:nana: :moon:
Is that for real?
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 Apr 2014, 10:14

No you ... you ... dapplebox! The word comes from where the first games were held - Mount Olympus, in Greece. The words which the girl might've said, would've been spoken in Greek anyway.
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Re: olympics history

Postby Tomsk » 11 Apr 2014, 22:05

I knew that just testing.......!
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 13 Apr 2014, 18:19

:lol:
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Re: olympics history

Postby Tomsk » 13 Apr 2014, 22:24

you can't pull the wool over my eyes...no Mam...
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 14 Apr 2014, 10:04

Shall we try?
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Re: olympics history

Postby Tomsk » 17 Apr 2014, 14:16

go on then...
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Apr 2014, 21:19

I'll think of something.
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Re: olympics history

Postby Tomsk » 17 Apr 2014, 22:20

I'll be safe then!
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 Apr 2014, 09:46

:lmao1: :think: I can't even think of how to answer that! :lol:
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Re: olympics history

Postby Tomsk » 18 Apr 2014, 20:00

well there's a first...
Maiden has been clean bowled middle stump!
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 Apr 2014, 20:12

Leg before wicket, first 3 wickets to fall, out for a 6 ... what the heck are they on about??? I'd better start learning. The cricket match I'm going to's on August Bank Holiday Monday - unless rain stops play.
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Re: olympics history

Postby Tomsk » 20 Apr 2014, 23:33

it's all gobbledegook..
I used to love Cricket when I was younger..
Good luck with all arrangements..x
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 21 Apr 2014, 15:28

Thank you. They're coming together slowly but surely. There's an enormous amount of work involved when you organise events like that.
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Re: olympics history

Postby Tomsk » 25 Apr 2014, 15:32

get on Wi' it then..
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 25 Apr 2014, 16:25

I'm contributing as much as I can, Watson. :bleh: I spent an hour and a half on something last night. :shifty:
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Re: olympics history

Postby Tomsk » 26 Apr 2014, 00:02

Jolly well done 007!
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Re: olympics history

Postby Ice.Maiden » 26 Apr 2014, 07:25

Never again. It wrecked my brain.
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