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Oh dear!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Feb 2014, 19:43

'I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.'
General George S. Patton.

:???:

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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Tomsk » 19 Feb 2014, 06:48

:lmao4:
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Feb 2014, 08:06

Terrible really, but someone sent me a pile of anti-French jokes, and I had to laugh.
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Tomsk » 19 Feb 2014, 09:24

did he really say that?
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Feb 2014, 15:33

I think so, yes! I'll post some more when I can drag them from the email - if I haven't deleted it.
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Feb 2014, 17:13

OK., here's another one ...

'It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us.'
Alan Kent.

Splutter!! : )
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Tomsk » 11 Mar 2014, 19:25

I have no problem with the French.
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 11 Mar 2014, 20:23

I only know one French person, and she's fine.
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Tomsk » 11 Mar 2014, 20:25

That's a relief,,,,!
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 11 Mar 2014, 20:32

:???:

On the other hand, the shop assistants in Paris can be snooty and rude!
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Tomsk » 23 Mar 2014, 12:56

That does not surprise me...
it is the City after all..
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Re: Oh dear!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 23 Mar 2014, 17:34

In different words, I was called fat .. when I was a size 10. Goodness knows what I'd be called now then - obeseii maximus, probably ! : )
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