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one-armed man

Postby pilvikki » 27 Sep 2013, 03:56

    same as the zoo, this is from bill as well. :doh: :lol:



    There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident.

    He became very depressed because he loved to play golf.

    One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide.

    He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.

    He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along,
    whooping and kicking up his heels.

    He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.

    He started thinking: what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself?

    I still have one good arm to do things with.

    There goes a man with no arms, skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and
    going on with his life.

    He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms.

    He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and
    felt useless and was going to kill himself.

    He thanked him again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it
    with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

    The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.

    He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

    He said, "I'm NOT happy. My balls are itchy. "

    Heart-warming stories like this just makes one want to cry.
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    Re: one-armed man

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 27 Sep 2013, 06:20

    :lmao1:

    Tell Bill - thank you for making me laugh, and thank YOU for posting it.
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    Re: one-armed man

    Postby pilvikki » 27 Sep 2013, 17:55

    i certainly will!

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    Re: one-armed man

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 27 Sep 2013, 19:16

    I love his wit.
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    Re: one-armed man

    Postby Paris » 27 Sep 2013, 19:19

    This is horrible! :lol:
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    Re: one-armed man

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 27 Sep 2013, 19:29

    But you have to laugh! :lol:
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    Re: one-armed man

    Postby pilvikki » 29 Sep 2013, 06:29

    indeed, horribly funny...

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    Re: one-armed man

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 29 Sep 2013, 07:28

    Beautifully apt reply.
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    Re: one-armed man

    Postby Tomsk » 13 Oct 2013, 18:49

    disgusting...
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    Re: one-armed man

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 15 Oct 2013, 08:35

    Why is it disgusting?? Oh come on - see the humour in it!
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