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zoo life

Postby pilvikki » 27 Sep 2013, 03:51

    this is pretty bad, but still... dedicated to icy and tom:



    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

    First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

    As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is
    boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

    Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by
    feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
    attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts.

    He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?
    Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat
    anything...

    He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

    He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
    American Bees.

    As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and
    smashes the bees to a pulp.

    By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because
    lions eat anything.

    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another
    lion and says "What's the food like here?"

    The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
    Mushy Bees
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 27 Sep 2013, 06:21

    :doh: Groan .....

    :P
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby Tomsk » 28 Sep 2013, 06:50

    :love: :cool2: :dance: :lol:
    love that!
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 28 Sep 2013, 06:54

    Now why was it dedicated to us, I wonder??
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby pilvikki » 29 Sep 2013, 06:29

    i don't know if anyone else would catch the "mushy bees" part...
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 29 Sep 2013, 07:30

    :shock:

    Now ... it's like this, gf. We might have moments of unclarity ... but I think even Tomsk's going to get that one! :lmao4:
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby Tomsk » 10 Oct 2013, 16:57

    oi got it oi did...


    hoo hoo!
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 10 Oct 2013, 17:17

    Oi did too, so no probs Vikki.
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby Tomsk » 13 Oct 2013, 18:41

    very clever...
    made me chuckle,,
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby pilvikki » 16 Oct 2013, 16:10


    i meant only you 2 would get it! i doubt they'd be familiar with mushy peas across the pond.

    see?

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    Re: zoo life

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 16 Oct 2013, 19:11

    Oh - are they not made in the US then?
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby pilvikki » 17 Oct 2013, 17:53


    nope: unique to your island, m'lady!
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    Re: zoo life

    Postby Ice.Maiden » 21 Oct 2013, 13:59

    :o

    Glorious stuff to eat on cold evenings. I'll be making some for Bonfire Night, with mint sauce. I like them with chips as well.
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