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bad bunny joke!

Postby pilvikki » 01 Sep 2013, 18:21

A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead.

The guy panics. Thinking his neighbor is going to hate him forever, he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur> He then puts the rabbit back into the cage on the neighbor’s patio in hopes they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside. He asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”

The guy stiffens and says, “Um.. er.. no.. what happened?”

The neighbor replies, “We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, we went outside and someone had dug him up, given him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!”
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 01 Sep 2013, 19:04

Ohhh gross!! :lol:
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Tomsk » 01 Sep 2013, 19:05

aww...gross
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 01 Sep 2013, 19:08

Bet Vikks'll be grinning away to herself when she sees what we've put.
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Tomsk » 02 Sep 2013, 00:52

not bunny..
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby pilvikki » 02 Sep 2013, 05:13

:lmao4:
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 02 Sep 2013, 16:29

Vikki thought so! : )
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Re: bad bunny joke!

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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 02 Sep 2013, 17:44

AWWWW!!!!! I want them!!!! The OH won't let us have rabbits - says they're only good for in the pot!
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby pilvikki » 02 Sep 2013, 17:50

once upon a time we had bunnies. one was called Fruitloop and the other one Stew...
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 02 Sep 2013, 18:19

:lmao4:

Rabbits've got gorgeous coats. So's mine - though I don't wear it, I hasten to add! :???:
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Tomsk » 02 Sep 2013, 18:56

:lmao4: :lol: :lmao1:
now that was funny!!
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 02 Sep 2013, 18:58

Did I mention the ponyskin one??? : (
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Tomsk » 02 Sep 2013, 18:58

Ice.Maiden wrote:AWWWW!!!!! I want them!!!! The OH won't let us have rabbits - says they're only good for in the pot!


:lmao4: :lol: :lmao1:

I won't eat rabbit or duck..
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 02 Sep 2013, 19:00

Both alright by me. : )
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Tomsk » 02 Sep 2013, 19:02

Ice.Maiden wrote:Did I mention the ponyskin one??? : (

:shock:
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Oh you jester!
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 02 Sep 2013, 19:18

Um .... I jest not.

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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Tomsk » 02 Sep 2013, 21:24

:shock:
I find that shocking..
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Paris » 03 Sep 2013, 04:03

Love the joke, Pilvikki!

Did not see that ending coming!

I can just see the man's reaction to what the pet owner had said. A look of chagrin, surprise, shock, guilt, anxiety ... and maybe a stammered, "Geez. What a terrible, mean, sick thing to do. Oh, darn-- look at the time! I gotta go. Bye!"
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Re: bad bunny joke!

Postby Ice.Maiden » 03 Sep 2013, 04:59

:P

Tomsk, some years back, before the animal rights activists decicded that no one should wear real fur, coney fur jackets were ten a penny. I was left 3 beautiful fur coats, which're heirlooms. The ponyskin one was made from the skin of a relative's pet, as a lasting reminder to her. That might sound morbid to some folk, but it's no worse or no better than having a sheepskin coat or a goatskin rug.

Indigenous people still use reindeer, not only for meat, but they use just about every part of the animal's body for something useful - skins included. Now do you think that's wrong? I don't. These folk don't kill for vanity, but necessity.

What IS vile, is the way in which big cats are caught and killed for their pelts. Tigers, jaguars, cheetahs - they're not shot, because of possible damage to their coats. The way of killing them's so impossibly cruel that I don't know how anyone could be pleased to wear such fur. I wish I could do to the hunters what they do to these animals, BUT, if an animal's going to be slaughtered for food, it seems stupid to throw away the skin.

If you have a leather belt, leather shoes, leather wallet - it's all come from some poor animal; maybe a cow, maybe a deer - but the bulk of it's eaten and the hooves, horns and bones go towards making things which're in every-day use (gelatin, glue ..). I know we all have limits as to what's acceptable, but I'm not a vegetarian and man's been wearing fur for thousands of years. That doesn't make it right, but if that animal's going to be killed to eat anyway, it's wasteful to throw the skin away.

Some people have stuffed birds and animals, or hang stags' heads on the wall. I have a relative's ponyskin coat.
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