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suspicious wife

Postby pilvikki » 30 Aug 2013, 03:54

The Distrustful Wife...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went and got into the Maid's bed. She switched the lights off.
When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but with unusual abandon had his way with her. When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?"
And then she switched on the light. "No ma'am", said the Gardener.
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby Ice.Maiden » 30 Aug 2013, 15:17

LOL!!! :lol:
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby pilvikki » 30 Aug 2013, 18:02

that's from bill, aka van. :lmao4:
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby Ice.Maiden » 30 Aug 2013, 18:55

Ah - doesn't surprise me. It made me laugh out loud. I like those quick, uncomplicated ones that you don't have to think about to get the joke. Tell him it was appreciated.
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby Paris » 31 Aug 2013, 00:17

10 points! No, 12!

LOL! Wasn't expecting that ending at all! :lol:
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby pilvikki » 31 Aug 2013, 14:00

yep! that's what usually gets me :lmao1:
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby Ice.Maiden » 31 Aug 2013, 15:03

Don't know if you've seen Van on here Paris. He has an acerbic wit and a magnificent way of telling a tale. I miss seeing him on. I like the guy.
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby pilvikki » 01 Sep 2013, 15:46

he's certainly unique! :dance:
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby Ice.Maiden » 01 Sep 2013, 19:06

Bill wouldn't be Bill without it though, would he? Can you remember his tale about the Bastards Club or whatever it was? Made me howl with laughter.
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby pilvikki » 02 Sep 2013, 05:14

yep! me, too!
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Re: suspicious wife

Postby Ice.Maiden » 02 Sep 2013, 06:39

Coupled with his good command of English, I was rolling.
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