women and the menstrual cycle

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women and the menstrual cycle

Postby Paris » 22 Aug 2013, 15:51

Scientific studies have shown that women who are menstruating tend to like men with rugged-looking features, and that women who are pre-menstrual tend to like men with soft-like features and a stake in their chest while on fire.
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Re: women and the menstrual cycle

Postby Ice.Maiden » 22 Aug 2013, 17:22

LOL!!!!!
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Re: women and the menstrual cycle

Postby Tomsk » 22 Aug 2013, 17:35

I'm sure they do..!
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Re: women and the menstrual cycle

Postby Paris » 22 Aug 2013, 19:15

This is one of my favorite jokes! :lol:
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Re: women and the menstrual cycle

Postby Tomsk » 23 Aug 2013, 14:01

:tiptoe:

READ YOU SOO....N!
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Re: women and the menstrual cycle

Postby pilvikki » 31 Aug 2013, 14:08

i've heard a few varieties of that, but as tasteless jokes go, this is my favourite:

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a large dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line."

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Re: women and the menstrual cycle

Postby Ice.Maiden » 31 Aug 2013, 14:59

:lmao4:
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