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heart attack

Postby pilvikki » 10 Jun 2012, 11:15


Catholic Heart Attack

You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!!

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.


The store staff called an ambulance when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.


He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the private Catholic Hospital he was taken to.



A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen.

She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.



"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.



He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."



The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"



He replied, "No money in the bank."



"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.



He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."



The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!

Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied,

"Perfect.

Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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Re: heart attack

Postby Ice.Maiden » 10 Jun 2012, 20:02

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