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helping hand

Postby pilvikki » 24 May 2012, 17:59

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to
the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told
him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in a fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her
persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them at his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, " It feels great but I still think my thumb's broken."
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Re: helping hand

Postby Ice.Maiden » 25 May 2012, 04:07

LOL!!! :lmao4:
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Re: helping hand

Postby Tomsk » 25 May 2012, 14:50

i could do with one of those...
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Re: helping hand

Postby Ice.Maiden » 25 May 2012, 17:41

What - a broken thumb?
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Re: helping hand

Postby Tomsk » 26 May 2012, 05:49

oh ha,ha ...

no a good rub..
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Re: helping hand

Postby Ice.Maiden » 26 May 2012, 21:12

Vicks Vaporub????
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Re: helping hand

Postby Tomsk » 27 May 2012, 19:54

no lavender oil please..
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Re: helping hand

Postby Ice.Maiden » 28 May 2012, 04:19

Might sting, depending on where it's rubbed into.
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Re: helping hand

Postby Tomsk » 29 May 2012, 22:55

:lmao4:
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Re: helping hand

Postby Ice.Maiden » 31 May 2012, 19:31

Got to watch that stuff doesn't get into your eyes! :roll:
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