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Unpleasant flight

Postby AJRC » 12 May 2012, 11:53

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight from Atlanta to Charlotte and immediately didn't want her seat. The seat was next to a Arab man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this Arab man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the Arab man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation.
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Tomsk » 12 May 2012, 12:31

isn't that racist?
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Ice.Maiden » 12 May 2012, 16:49

Yes, but the woman's bigotry's turned on her!
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Tomsk » 15 May 2012, 04:50

sorry bit slow today!
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Ice.Maiden » 15 May 2012, 06:09

No you're not. When a joke reads a bit long, it's sometimes easy to miss the point without a second read.
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Tomsk » 15 May 2012, 06:24

you are too kind...x
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Ice.Maiden » 15 May 2012, 06:44

That's because I had to read it twice ....... : )
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Wonderbunny » 18 May 2012, 20:47

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said: "Yes."
I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Wonderbunny » 18 May 2012, 20:58

Q: How many bigots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Bigots live in the dark.
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Tomsk » 18 May 2012, 21:02

:lmao4: love it!
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Re: Unpleasant flight

Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 May 2012, 21:18

:lmao1:
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