Speaking of Sex

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Speaking of Sex

Postby van » 04 May 2012, 01:50

Kia ora

I queried our Local shop keeper :"Do you have condoms?"
"Yes, certainly"
"How about a woman to go with it?"
"WhaaaaaaaaT?"
"Well if I buy cigarettes, I can buy matches or a lighter; RIGHT?"

Bought some condoms the other day; "Would you like a bag with that sir?"
"Nahh, she ain't that ugly!"

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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby Ice.Maiden » 04 May 2012, 04:14

LOL!!
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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby bermbits » 05 May 2012, 08:22

I bought a pack of condoms. The clerk told me they were $10 plus tax. I said, "Never mind the tacks, I'll tie 'em on with a string!"
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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby Tomsk » 05 May 2012, 08:47

:doh: :lmao4:
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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby Ice.Maiden » 05 May 2012, 10:40

:lol:
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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby Tomsk » 05 May 2012, 10:52

I hate condoms..
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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby Ice.Maiden » 05 May 2012, 17:24

ATE them, you say?? Ohh ..... silly me.
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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby Tomsk » 06 May 2012, 13:40

yes silly you...
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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby Ice.Maiden » 06 May 2012, 18:21

Well .. you know .... stranger things happen at sea .....
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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby van » 07 May 2012, 02:24

Kia ora

"I once knew a bloke..... :whistle:" who would get a condom and poke his head inside it!
Would I lie to you???
I think he used it as a Condominimum :shh:
Once he got the edge of it past his nose, he would take a deep breath and exhale thru his nose. This would continue till such a time as the condom exploded!
What a Party Trick! I was legless with laughter !!!!!

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Re: Speaking of Sex

Postby Ice.Maiden » 07 May 2012, 06:47

:lmao1: LOL!!!! I can just imagine it Bill.
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