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golf club

Postby pilvikki » 28 Feb 2012, 13:09

An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club. After a week
he receives a message that his application has been turned down.
So he goes down to the club to inquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club

Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are, Jock.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.

Scot: Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts

Scot: Neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised

Scot: Aye, I be that too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.

Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus. But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.


[thanks, bill! :lmao4: ]
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Re: golf club

Postby Tomsk » 28 Feb 2012, 14:28

:lmao4:
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Re: golf club

Postby Ice.Maiden » 28 Feb 2012, 19:26

:lmao1:
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Re: golf club

Postby forgetfultel » 29 Feb 2012, 02:49

Brilliant Vikki - I've 'stolen' that to share around my golf club.
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Re: golf club

Postby pilvikki » 29 Feb 2012, 05:44


i LOVE your avatar! :dance:
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Re: golf club

Postby Tomsk » 29 Feb 2012, 14:42

why do golfers shout out 'FORE'?
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Re: golf club

Postby pilvikki » 01 Mar 2012, 16:54


better than AFTER, yes? :mrgreen:
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Re: golf club

Postby Ice.Maiden » 01 Mar 2012, 17:50

Why wherefore, Tomsk?

Anyway, don't ask me. I'm not a golfer.
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