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Postby pilvikki » 17 Jan 2012, 03:41


The Movie Test (Don't cheat now)

This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out
to be "Raiders of the Lost Ark".
I was surprised how this worked.
Be honest and don't look at the movie list
till you have done the maths!

Try this test and find out what movie is your favourite.
This amazing math quiz can likely predict
which of 18 films you would enjoy the most.
Don't ask me how, but it really works!

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted
favourite movie in the list of 18 movies below.








Movie List:



1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with a Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Now, ain't that something.....?


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Re: movies?

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Jan 2012, 04:40

Of course .... mine was Shrek. It wouldn't be the Joy of Anal Sex with a Goat, would it?!! :whistle:

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Re: movies?

Postby kg » 17 Jan 2012, 19:36


That's very strange! I watched the movie "Men Who Stare At Goats" not too long ago. :?
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Re: movies?

Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 Jan 2012, 05:06

:lmao4: :lmao1:
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Re: movies?

Postby pilvikki » 22 Jan 2012, 18:39


can't get anything by you, can i? :lol:
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Re: movies?

Postby Ice.Maiden » 22 Jan 2012, 21:22

It's good though. I'm going to copy it for one of my friends. : )
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Re: movies?

Postby Tomsk » 16 Feb 2012, 13:47

disgraceful behaviour....
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Re: movies?

Postby kg » 16 Feb 2012, 17:13


What? Staring at goats? :shock:
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Re: movies?

Postby Ice.Maiden » 16 Feb 2012, 17:45

Oh ... is THAT all you're supposed to do? Sheesh .... I'd better call the OH in from the field ......
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Re: movies?

Postby Wonderbunny » 17 Feb 2012, 16:06

3(3n+3) = 9n+9 = 9(n+1) ie a multiple of 9. Multiples of 9 (9, 18, 27 etc.) always have digits that add up to 9. Even without working that out, I could see that there weren't going to be 18 possible outcomes of a calculation that only had 9 choices for the starting number, and no further choices after that.

That goat deserves an oscar!
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Re: movies?

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Feb 2012, 17:43

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Re: movies?

Postby pilvikki » 18 Feb 2012, 11:38

some goats are smarter than others.

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Re: movies?

Postby Silke » 25 Feb 2012, 10:04

I object! I loved many of those movies a lot more than Grease.
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Re: movies?

Postby pilvikki » 25 Feb 2012, 11:03

how's your math?

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Re: movies?

Postby Silke » 25 Feb 2012, 18:51

Perfectly fine. Just about as good as it was in fifth grade, why?
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Postby pilvikki » 25 Feb 2012, 22:18

because all the answer come up the same, i. e. #9. which isn't even a movie. well, that i know of...
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 29 Feb 2012, 02:59

Oh LOL!!!! It seems it IS, Vikki. Glenn was actually right - although I don't know if he really DID see the film. It's a comic war movie, apparently ...... :?

Silke - all the answers add up to "The Joy of Anal Sex with a Goat" (No. 9).
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Postby kg » 29 Feb 2012, 18:31


Yes, I've seen the movie, "Men Who Stare At Goats." As a matter of fact, I have the movie here and have watched it several times.

It is really a good movie.
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Re: movies?

Postby pilvikki » 01 Mar 2012, 16:53


stare, icy, stare at goats. not the same thing.

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Re: movies?

Postby Ice.Maiden » 01 Mar 2012, 17:51

I know, I know ...... first you stare ....
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