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Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 18 Oct 2011, 22:17

I like my Pizza with 3 types of cheese, ham and jerk chicken and it doesn't leave mushroom for the vegetables..
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Oct 2011, 17:13

Groannnnnnnnn ........
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Re: Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 20 Oct 2011, 17:33

I love this dumb joke..some women said it on the Jonny sweet radio programme and she had me in stitches..so bad it's good..
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Oct 2011, 18:31

Yes, some crappy jokes can actually come across as very amusing.
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Re: Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 20 Oct 2011, 19:31

Indeed me deario..
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Oct 2011, 21:19

Most of mine are rubbish anyway.
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Re: Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 20 Oct 2011, 21:20

no I like your humour..
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Oct 2011, 21:28

What - daft? I suppose I've got used to myself. : )
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Re: Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 20 Oct 2011, 21:29

sometimes loopy but generally humourous..
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Oct 2011, 21:30

LOL!!! I get dafter the more tired I get.
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Re: Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 20 Oct 2011, 21:33

don't forget your tea..
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Oct 2011, 21:38

I've had it. The next one'll be at breakfast, in about .... 2.5 hours. Oh dear ....
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Re: Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 20 Oct 2011, 22:03

I get though at least 5 cups a night...
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Oct 2011, 22:15

That'd be easy for me. I've turned into a tea-belly.
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Re: Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 24 Oct 2011, 19:22

better than coffee.
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 24 Oct 2011, 20:00

I always had coffee until I had the boys. Then I went off it. I DO sometimes have one, but not very often.
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Re: Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 24 Oct 2011, 20:52

Me too..
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 24 Oct 2011, 21:03

It's water tonight.
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Re: Pizza

Postby Tomsk » 24 Oct 2011, 23:36

DOn't forget the she wee..
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Re: Pizza

Postby Ice.Maiden » 25 Oct 2011, 11:37

Who can? : (
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