Oxymorons...

Post games you invented or games you found online for us to play. Serious gamers are encouraged to discuss their PC and gamebox interests.
Forum rules
The general Code of Conduct rules apply to this forum.
Image posting guidelines can be found HERE.

Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 10 Apr 2010, 03:05

Incorporate an oxymoron into a sentence. Simples.

Concorde had a cruising altitude of 60,000ft. Almost twice as high as a standard jumbo.

Your turn...
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby legend » 10 Apr 2010, 04:11

omg this is twice as complicated as doing things by halves.

innit?
User avatar
legend
Oracle Class Poster
Oracle Class Poster
 
Posts: 6829
Joined: 01 Nov 2007, 09:21

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 10 Apr 2010, 10:56

I had a bill from Iberdrola for £300. I complained and they changed it to £210, a far more accurate estimate.
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby legend » 11 Apr 2010, 04:46

they do though dont they?
User avatar
legend
Oracle Class Poster
Oracle Class Poster
 
Posts: 6829
Joined: 01 Nov 2007, 09:21

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 11 Apr 2010, 05:04

I had to think about that one for a minute ! :cool2:

I love Airline Food
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby legend » 11 Apr 2010, 05:19

i will never drink again so i wont will i?
User avatar
legend
Oracle Class Poster
Oracle Class Poster
 
Posts: 6829
Joined: 01 Nov 2007, 09:21

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 11 Apr 2010, 10:34

In some parts of the world, you can witness abundant poverty.
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby legend » 11 Apr 2010, 12:52

nomercy is modestly boasting
User avatar
legend
Oracle Class Poster
Oracle Class Poster
 
Posts: 6829
Joined: 01 Nov 2007, 09:21

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 12 Apr 2010, 13:16

Leg is scarily quiet.
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby legend » 26 Apr 2010, 10:34

and alll seeeing
User avatar
legend
Oracle Class Poster
Oracle Class Poster
 
Posts: 6829
Joined: 01 Nov 2007, 09:21

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby legend » 27 Apr 2010, 05:32

If the friend of your enemy is your enemy ,
and the enemy of your enemy is your friend,
how can you tell who is who when they turn off the lights?

A simple problem eh?
User avatar
legend
Oracle Class Poster
Oracle Class Poster
 
Posts: 6829
Joined: 01 Nov 2007, 09:21

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 02 May 2010, 14:05

My mother once bought a "rolex" watch from a market trader in Turkey. It was a genuine fake.
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby legend » 02 May 2010, 14:29

i saw some real silk flowers???
User avatar
legend
Oracle Class Poster
Oracle Class Poster
 
Posts: 6829
Joined: 01 Nov 2007, 09:21

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 02 May 2010, 14:40

I wouldn't mind a nice glass of dry wine.
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby legend » 02 May 2010, 14:41

dry ice ?
User avatar
legend
Oracle Class Poster
Oracle Class Poster
 
Posts: 6829
Joined: 01 Nov 2007, 09:21

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 03 May 2010, 11:27

My nan has three adult children.
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 08 May 2010, 01:49

I'm not sure if I will be going out tonight, but it's a definite maybe.
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby legend » 08 May 2010, 05:52

then i saw a ginger haired beauty ( except for amy pond this is rare )
User avatar
legend
Oracle Class Poster
Oracle Class Poster
 
Posts: 6829
Joined: 01 Nov 2007, 09:21

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby bermbits » 08 May 2010, 07:24

My daughter is receiving a high school education.
User avatar
bermbits
Brainiac Class Poster
Brainiac Class Poster
 
Posts: 2214
Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 16:26
Location: New Hampstah

Re: Oxymorons...

Postby NoMercy » 08 May 2010, 09:35

Have you ever wondered what is beyond infinity?
User avatar
NoMercy
 

Next

Return to Games People Play

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

cron