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Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 01 Mar 2015, 15:19
by Ice.Maiden
A humble young laddie from Kent
was not able to pay his rent.
He said he would work
in spite of his quirk
but ended up battered and bent.

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 01 Mar 2015, 19:15
by Yogi
The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 02 Mar 2015, 12:47
by Ice.Maiden
The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 02 Mar 2015, 14:18
by Yogi
The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 02 Mar 2015, 15:32
by Ice.Maiden
The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 02 Mar 2015, 19:25
by Yogi
The white rabbit hopped, skipped, and jumped
The exercise got his blood pumped.
We hope poor Alice
in Red Queen's palace
can avoid having her pet trumped.

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 03 Mar 2015, 12:50
by Ice.Maiden
Swift! :grin:
_____________

A man he sat having a cig.

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 04 Mar 2015, 18:50
by Yogi
A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 05 Mar 2015, 11:07
by Ice.Maiden
A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 06 Mar 2015, 07:19
by Yogi
A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 06 Mar 2015, 14:44
by Ice.Maiden
A man he sat having a cig
came fact to face with a pink pig
He wafted the smoke,
the sow it did choke
The man had no breath left to jig!

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 06 Mar 2015, 20:09
by Yogi
If horses had wings, they would fly

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 07 Mar 2015, 21:40
by Ice.Maiden
If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 08 Mar 2015, 11:04
by Yogi
If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 08 Mar 2015, 12:38
by Ice.Maiden
If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 08 Mar 2015, 14:49
by Yogi
If horses had wings, they would fly
like Pegasus did, way up high.
Quick, get a shovel!
Oops, we're in trouble,
You can avoid it if you try.

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 09 Mar 2015, 15:37
by Ice.Maiden
A woman was born with eight toes.

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 09 Mar 2015, 19:57
by Yogi
A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 10 Mar 2015, 16:35
by Ice.Maiden
A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,

Re: Limericks (11)

Posted: 10 Mar 2015, 18:08
by Yogi
A woman was born with eight toes.
Her mom said, "Let's see how it goes."
Her shoes were fair tight,
Her toes out of sight