Limericks (11)

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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 13 Feb 2015, 21:05

A lady had warts on her head,
They began to itch while in bed.
Then three turned to four,
Then four to much more,
So now she's one big wart instead!
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 14 Feb 2015, 07:25

I saw a potato with eyes
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 14 Feb 2015, 16:10

I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise.
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 15 Feb 2015, 09:03

I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 15 Feb 2015, 17:13

I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 15 Feb 2015, 17:56

I saw a potato with eyes
and stared at the mess in surprise
To see the spuds mashed
with black bits all smashed
Instead i should have made Frenched Fries.
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 16 Feb 2015, 16:23

:grin:

'Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 16 Feb 2015, 19:40

Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 Feb 2015, 18:50

Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 19 Feb 2015, 07:04

Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Feb 2015, 07:53

Twas the charge of the Light Brigade,
for their safe return I have prayed
Alas, some defeat,
and rendered effete
but plenty of courage displayed.
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 19 Feb 2015, 14:07

I wish I owned a red sports car
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Feb 2015, 16:32

I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 19 Feb 2015, 20:34

I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 21 Feb 2015, 11:09

I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 21 Feb 2015, 14:56

I wish I owned a red sports car
with leather-clad doors all ajar.
and seats made of fur
The engine would purr,
All the girls would think I'm a star.
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 21 Feb 2015, 15:46

These limericks might be the last,
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 21 Feb 2015, 21:15

These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 22 Feb 2015, 15:22

These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,
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Re: Limericks (11)

Postby Yogi » 22 Feb 2015, 19:42

These limericks might be the last,
they enjoyed a wonderful past
I enjoyed the wit,
and sometimes misfit
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