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Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 09 Sep 2014, 20:11
by Yogi
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I once saw a door with nine locks
I kept two small keys in my socks.
the other seven
were flat, like unleaven
and no one gets in without knocks.

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 10 Sep 2014, 07:17
by Ice.Maiden
Very good!
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I once found a shiny penny.

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 10 Sep 2014, 09:06
by Yogi
I once found a shiny penny,
and gave it to my friend Denny.

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 10 Sep 2014, 15:36
by Ice.Maiden
I once found a shiny penny,
and gave it to my friend Denny.
He spent it on sweets

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 10 Sep 2014, 16:36
by Yogi
I once found a shiny penny,
and gave it to my friend Denny.
He spent it on sweets,
porridge, and minced meats

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 10 Sep 2014, 16:44
by Ice.Maiden
I once found a shiny penny,
and gave it to my friend Denny.
He spent it on sweets,
porridge, and minced meats
so now we haven't got any.

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 12 Sep 2014, 06:58
by Yogi
I went to the animal fair

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 12 Sep 2014, 16:50
by Ice.Maiden
I went to the animal fair
and watched the baboons screech and stare.

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 12 Sep 2014, 18:42
by Yogi
I went to the animal fair
and watched the baboons screech and stare.
The pigs did a jig

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 12 Sep 2014, 19:29
by Ice.Maiden
I went to the animal fair
and watched the baboons screech and stare.
The pigs did a jig
Monkeys ne'er gave a fig,

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 13 Sep 2014, 08:56
by Yogi
I went to the animal fair
and watched the baboons screech and stare.
The pigs did a jig
Monkeys ne'er gave a fig,
While the black rhino sat on its chair.

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 13 Sep 2014, 17:07
by Ice.Maiden
A man found a pearl in his pocket.

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 13 Sep 2014, 19:08
by Yogi
A man found a pearl in his pocket
Soon after he launched a rocket.

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 14 Sep 2014, 17:24
by Ice.Maiden
A man found a pearl in his pocket
Soon after he launched a rocket.
The gem exploded

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 15 Sep 2014, 14:55
by Yogi
A man found a pearl in his pocket
Soon after he launched a rocket.
The gem exploded
And quickly eroded

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 15 Sep 2014, 17:53
by Ice.Maiden
A man found a pearl in his pocket
Soon after he launched a rocket.
The gem exploded
And quickly eroded
He had it, but no longer's got it.

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 15 Sep 2014, 18:36
by Yogi
There once was a squid on a reef

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 15 Sep 2014, 18:41
by Ice.Maiden
There once was a squid on a reef
He was soft and didn't have "teef".

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 16 Sep 2014, 06:17
by Yogi
There once was a squid on a reef
He was soft and didn't have "teef".
A clam it did spy

Re: Limericks (10)

PostPosted: 16 Sep 2014, 17:14
by Ice.Maiden
There once was a squid on a reef
He was soft and didn't have "teef".
A clam it did spy
and with tentacles high