Limericks (10)

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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 18 Dec 2014, 10:34

I ran across this and thought it was brilliant so that I had to reproduce it here:

This limerick goes in reverse
Unless I'm remiss
The neat thing is this:
If you start from the bottom-most verse
The limerick's not any worse


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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 Dec 2014, 10:54

:clap2: LOL - that's brilliant!
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby imhotep the 2nd » 18 Dec 2014, 19:12

There was a young woman named Bright
who lit up the dance halls by night.
With earrings aglow
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 Dec 2014, 20:31

There was a young woman named Bright
who lit up the dance halls by night.
With earrings aglow
and bloomers on show
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 19 Dec 2014, 07:14

There was a young woman named Bright
who lit up the dance halls by night.
With earrings aglow
and bloomers on show,
her thunderous thighs were a fright.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Dec 2014, 12:13

:lol:

A boy made a snowman of wood.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 19 Dec 2014, 18:28

A boy made a snowman of wood.
It would have melted if it could.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Dec 2014, 18:32

A boy made a snowman of wood.
It would have melted if it could.
Its eyes made of brick,
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 20 Dec 2014, 17:19

A boy made a snowman of wood.
It would have melted if it could.
Its eyes made of brick,
Its neck had a crick
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 20 Dec 2014, 20:50

A boy made a snowman of wood.
It would have melted if it could.
Its eyes made of brick,
Its neck had a crick
but solid, and so it was good!
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 21 Dec 2014, 19:56

I went to the horse race today
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 21 Dec 2014, 20:00

I went to the horse race today
and bet on the winner, each way.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 22 Dec 2014, 07:13

I went to the horse race today
and bet on the winner, each way.
It was a long shot
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 22 Dec 2014, 15:19

I went to the horse race today
and bet on the winner, each way.
It was a long shot
but money I got
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 22 Dec 2014, 17:01

I went to the horse race today
and bet on the winner, each way.
It was a long shot
but money I got
To buy the ponies some hay
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 22 Dec 2014, 19:38

Santa's sleigh had problems galore.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 23 Dec 2014, 08:57

Santa's sleigh had problems galore.
It's too big for his garage door.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 23 Dec 2014, 12:21

Santa's sleigh had problems galore.
It's too big for his garage door.
Between, it got stuck
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 23 Dec 2014, 13:20

Santa's sleigh had problems galore.
It's too big for his garage door.
Between, it got stuck
the reindeer did buck
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 23 Dec 2014, 17:06

Santa's sleigh had problems galore.
It's too big for his garage door.
Between, it got stuck
the reindeer did buck
and Santa went bump on the floor.
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