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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 17 Sep 2014, 06:45

There once was a squid on a reef
He was soft and didn't have "teef".
A clam it did spy
and with tentacles high
it said, "I'm Johnny Depp." Good Grief!
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Sep 2014, 07:14

LOL!
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A woman had such a small waist
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 17 Sep 2014, 07:30

A woman had such a small waist
and a navel that was well placed
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Sep 2014, 18:08

A woman had such a small waist
and a navel that was well placed
The two they once met
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 17 Sep 2014, 19:16

A woman had such a small waist
and a navel that was well placed
The two they once met
no one could forget
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 17 Sep 2014, 19:22

A woman had such a small waist
and a navel that was well placed
The two they once met
no one could forget
Her chest ended up on her face.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 18 Sep 2014, 06:27

Today I saw a pig in a poke
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 18 Sep 2014, 13:14

Today I saw a pig in a poke
'Twas carried by some skinny bloke.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 18 Sep 2014, 18:13

Today I saw a pig in a poke
'Twas carried by some skinny bloke.
It's snout was so pink
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Sep 2014, 05:49

Today I saw a pig in a poke
'Twas carried by some skinny bloke.
It's snout was so pink
It scarcely did blink
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 19 Sep 2014, 06:28

Today I saw a pig in a poke
'Twas carried by some skinny bloke.
It's snout was so pink
It scarcely did blink
But when it barked I saw the joke.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 19 Sep 2014, 15:02

A jovial fellow from Leeds
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 19 Sep 2014, 18:21

A jovial fellow from Leeds
was fond of eating pumpkin seeds
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 21 Sep 2014, 15:46

A jovial fellow from Leeds
was fond of eating pumpkin seeds
Alas they sprouted,
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 22 Sep 2014, 07:59

A jovial fellow from Leeds
was fond of eating pumpkin seeds
Alas they sprouted,
So it was touted
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 22 Sep 2014, 11:26

A jovial fellow from Leeds
was fond of eating pumpkin seeds
Alas they sprouted,
So it was touted
but now the man's covered in weeds.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 22 Sep 2014, 19:35

There once was a bat in a cave
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 24 Sep 2014, 13:48

There once was a bat in a cave
who said: "I've decided to shave"
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 25 Sep 2014, 06:03

There once was a bat in a cave
who said: "I've decided to shave"
The razor was dull
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 25 Sep 2014, 08:29

There once was a bat in a cave
who said: "I've decided to shave"
The razor was dull
The bat's beard was full
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