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Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 09 Sep 2014, 20:11

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I once saw a door with nine locks
I kept two small keys in my socks.
the other seven
were flat, like unleaven
and no one gets in without knocks.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 10 Sep 2014, 07:17

Very good!
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I once found a shiny penny.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 10 Sep 2014, 09:06

I once found a shiny penny,
and gave it to my friend Denny.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 10 Sep 2014, 15:36

I once found a shiny penny,
and gave it to my friend Denny.
He spent it on sweets
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 10 Sep 2014, 16:36

I once found a shiny penny,
and gave it to my friend Denny.
He spent it on sweets,
porridge, and minced meats
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 10 Sep 2014, 16:44

I once found a shiny penny,
and gave it to my friend Denny.
He spent it on sweets,
porridge, and minced meats
so now we haven't got any.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 12 Sep 2014, 06:58

I went to the animal fair
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 12 Sep 2014, 16:50

I went to the animal fair
and watched the baboons screech and stare.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 12 Sep 2014, 18:42

I went to the animal fair
and watched the baboons screech and stare.
The pigs did a jig
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 12 Sep 2014, 19:29

I went to the animal fair
and watched the baboons screech and stare.
The pigs did a jig
Monkeys ne'er gave a fig,
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 13 Sep 2014, 08:56

I went to the animal fair
and watched the baboons screech and stare.
The pigs did a jig
Monkeys ne'er gave a fig,
While the black rhino sat on its chair.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 13 Sep 2014, 17:07

A man found a pearl in his pocket.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 13 Sep 2014, 19:08

A man found a pearl in his pocket
Soon after he launched a rocket.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 14 Sep 2014, 17:24

A man found a pearl in his pocket
Soon after he launched a rocket.
The gem exploded
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 15 Sep 2014, 14:55

A man found a pearl in his pocket
Soon after he launched a rocket.
The gem exploded
And quickly eroded
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 15 Sep 2014, 17:53

A man found a pearl in his pocket
Soon after he launched a rocket.
The gem exploded
And quickly eroded
He had it, but no longer's got it.
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 15 Sep 2014, 18:36

There once was a squid on a reef
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Ice.Maiden » 15 Sep 2014, 18:41

There once was a squid on a reef
He was soft and didn't have "teef".
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Re: Limericks (10)

Postby Yogi » 16 Sep 2014, 06:17

There once was a squid on a reef
He was soft and didn't have "teef".
A clam it did spy
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Postby Ice.Maiden » 16 Sep 2014, 17:14

There once was a squid on a reef
He was soft and didn't have "teef".
A clam it did spy
and with tentacles high
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