[humor] Obama's problems pile up

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[humor] Obama's problems pile up

Postby mamie » 24 Apr 2011, 06:36

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Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta

WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal.
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Re: Obama's problems pile up

Postby Tomsk » 24 Apr 2011, 06:48

that's macabre..
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Re: Obama's problems pile up

Postby Tomsk » 24 Apr 2011, 06:49

or macarbre..!
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Re: Obama's problems pile up

Postby Ice.Maiden » 24 Apr 2011, 19:04

It has to be a hideous joke?
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Re: Obama's problems pile up

Postby kg » 26 Apr 2011, 16:33


Sounds like a Borowitz production. :P
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Re: Obama's problems pile up

Postby Ice.Maiden » 26 Apr 2011, 19:14

Wonder if they got their ideas from the Grave Diggers film.
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Re: Obama's problems pile up

Postby Yogi » 27 Apr 2011, 10:53

-kg- wrote:

Sounds like a Borowitz production. :P


Actually, Borowitz did toss in his two cents.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/04/2 ... -of-kenya/
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Re: [humor] Obama's problems pile up

Postby AJRC » 27 Apr 2011, 11:21

:lmao1:
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Re: [humor] Obama's problems pile up

Postby Ice.Maiden » 27 Apr 2011, 11:26

I like the bit at the end of that link about Donald Trump. : )
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Re: [humor] Obama's problems pile up

Postby kg » 27 Apr 2011, 12:02


Oh, that was TOO MUCH! I posted that on FB!

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Re: [humor] Obama's problems pile up

Postby Ice.Maiden » 28 Apr 2011, 07:24

I was rolling. Well, good to know that there are still some people around with a sense of humour, even if the Obama stuff's been a bit weird!
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Re: [humor] Obama's problems pile up

Postby mamie » 04 May 2011, 07:13

Forgot to give credit where credit was due..... The Onion.
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