

Mind you if he starts with all that Scientology shite he'll get a slap.



pilvikki wrote:
Mind you if he starts with all that Scientology shite he'll get a slap.
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nik's given up the muslim idea as well...
The guys at Core were totally right when they said it was easy to tell
when I'm bored. I think my brain decides to do really dumb things just
to entertain itself. I swear!
So I'm sitting in Leisure Square watching this free show of Les
Miserables. They had this showing of the theatre from this big TV and
giant speakers everywhere. I dunno why but there's a ton of pigeons on
this dumb building and half the screen is covered with their asses. I
was having a hard enough time following this play anyway so I ran down
to the Chinese grocer like five seconds down the road and grabbed a
bag of dry breadcrumbs. I figured I could use them to get'em off the
screen.
Little did I know that these birds have a radar for breadcrumbs so not
only did the bastards from the building come down but so did a huge
flock that had been perched only god knows where around the area. I
only had a few in my hand and around my feet and they were all eyeing
my hand, I think they were gonna try and take them from me. Hell no! I
thought for sure they'de bite me or something so I freaked out and
threw the whole bag in front of me and ran. Last thing I saw was an
enormous amount of pigeons flocking...the road. I had no idea at the
time I was standing in front of a road, so I suppose me running away
was a good thing. I didn't get to take any pictures though I don't
think it would've been worth being approached by a cop or
something...ok it was totally hilarious I'm not gonna lie. But like,
feed the birds man! Toppins a bag!
The second part was awesome and kinda boring too. I was walking along
the pier and noticed a really pretty building which ended up being the
Scientology church. Oh man these guys had this huge church and stuff I
HAD to go in for a closer look. So I went in and it was even nicer on
the inside, having been built only two years ago. This guy who was
suppose to show me around the place asked me if I wanted to join the
surman/serman/whatever, so I did. The priest lady ended up giving me
the tour cause she was so nice but the whole illusion of them being
wickedly friendly and having seemingly good morals was veeeeeeeeery
easily demolished when they started showing me the whole process new
members have to take. Not only do you pay to be part of this church,
the basically make up problems for you to have with the E-meter and
ask you to pay to fix'em! I don't even think this lady fully
understood what was going on. Apparently the E-meter completes the
circuit of enegery using two rods attached to the meter and reads
electrical pulses given off whenever large amounts of 'mass', in the
form of negative thoughts, passes the brain. Cause everyone knows
negative thoughts weigh more than regular thoughts. So they ask you
'do you have a negative?'...and this is suppose to determine whether
you're happy or not and is the MOST generalized question ever
conceived by man. I guess most people don't understand that you NEED
to have bad things in your life in some form.
But nooooo, not only do these people get rid of everything bad in your
life, they also have a gym for purifying your body and eliminating
toxins that cloud the mind. These people are a bunch of delusional
hippies! I swear! They were created just as the hippy era was rising
and everything. Lol, but they loved me yes they did. I was so
interested in joining because I'm a college student majoring in world
religions and my boyfriend is a recovering drug addict who was saved
by the church two years ago. Lol, I almost felt bad, but then I
remembered where I was.











pilvikki wrote:a fat-o-meter!



Any religion that attracts celebrities should be given a wide birth, same with Kabala. And any religion that asks you to pay to join is a no go, it's capitalism gone crazy. What is it with Scientology, the more money you have the more faith you have?
pilvikki wrote:our scale is rude enough on it's own. aka accurate...
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it's a bloody hand-held body fat analyzer!





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