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Athiest Thread.

Postby MWB » 17 Feb 2010, 18:29

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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby Silke » 18 Feb 2010, 04:11

Lol! I wish jak would see that one - he'd laugh and then comment on how true it was, quoting some scripture before dying of laughter.
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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby MWB » 18 Feb 2010, 04:53

Haven't seen him on nBF for a day so maybe he has seen it Silke.

Perhaps because of seeing it, he's had an apoplexy!

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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby threenorns » 18 Feb 2010, 09:47

hey - i resent that!!!!


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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby Toula » 18 Feb 2010, 10:20

I could think of a few that flyer could apply to, no names mentioned of course! ;)
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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby MWB » 18 Feb 2010, 14:19

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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby pinky » 18 Feb 2010, 16:50

brilliant Claire :clap2:
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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby AJRC » 19 Feb 2010, 05:45

This thread is anti-atheist. You all hate every single atheist on the planet. How dare you mock my beliefs. You will all burn in hell, or the atheist equivalent, probably Milton Keynes. This topic should be banned, this topic will make everyone leave and it will destroy this talk forum and quite possibly the world. Oh and it's anti-American, anti-Semitic, racist and homophobic as well just for good measure. ;)

Sorry folks i'm English, we live for satire. :dancer2:

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1.Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
2.Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole.
3.Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry.
4.Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
5.There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings
6.God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
7.No Gods. No Mullets.
8.If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
9.He's Dead. It's Been 2,000 years. He's Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already!
10.All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry- Edgar Allen Poe.
11.I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
12.People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs
13.Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
14.God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
15.God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
16.You Say Heretic Like It Was a BAD Thing
17.I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
18.Science: It Works, Bitches.
19.Intelligent Design Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
20.I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
21.My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
22.Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten.
23.If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
24.Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
25.I Forget – Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
26.I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
27.The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative.
28.If we were made in his image, then why aren't humans invisible too?
29.JESUS SAVES. You From Thinking For Yourself
30.How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?
31.Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
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32.Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
33.WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.
34.The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
35.Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War- Does seem odd that these two beliefs are correlated.
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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby Toula » 19 Feb 2010, 06:53

:naughty: :lmao4:
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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby pinky » 19 Feb 2010, 16:26

:naughty: :naughty: :whistle:
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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby Queen Bee » 19 Feb 2010, 19:58

lol I like a few of those bumper stickers.
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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby MWB » 22 Feb 2010, 05:27

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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby AJRC » 22 Feb 2010, 10:15

Nice one.

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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby MWB » 22 Feb 2010, 22:08

So true, AJRC.

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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby Queen Bee » 23 Feb 2010, 20:56

That one about sums it up.
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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby AJRC » 24 Feb 2010, 14:37

Good one, MWB.
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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby MWB » 24 Feb 2010, 16:09

True, AJRC, true.

This billboard was taken down from outside a New Zealand church.

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Re: Athiest Thread.

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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby AJRC » 01 Mar 2010, 07:09

You know that has always had me puzzled. People say you shouldn't take his name in vain, but a lot of these people don't even know that it's not his real name. The name jesus christ was a totally man made name. The word christ comes from the Greek word "christos", meaning "anointed". It's the equivalent of the Hebrew word "moshiach", or Messiah. The name jesus is the Latin form of the Greek Iesous, which in Hebrew is Jeshua. So by saying jesus christ you aren't really saying anything but a manufactured word. In reality you should be saying Jeshua Moshiach.

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Re: Athiest Thread.

Postby pilvikki » 05 Mar 2010, 21:43

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