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Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 09:15
by Yogi
Approximately 97% of all statistics are made up.

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 12:48
by mamie
This winter, 71% of Maine residents have seriously considered moving to Dixie. (us, too!)

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 13:38
by ClaireDU
When I first joined Bra Information, Yogi, I gave my statistics. What more do you want? :roll:

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 14:30
by Yogi
ClaireDU wrote:When I first joined Bra Information, Yogi, I gave my statistics. What more do you want? :roll:


Charts and graphs accompanied by 8x10 glossy photos :mrgreen:

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 15:53
by mdkilmer
99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad reputation.

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 17:01
by ClaireDU
Charts and graphs accompanied by 8x10 glossy photos :mrgreen:


In your dreams, mate. :naughty:

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 17:36
by Yogi
That's what they all say Claire :sigh:

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 18:41
by mamie
63% of all people who claim they hate statistics actually work for pollster companies!

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 20:21
by imbizze
97% of all mini van soccer moms are habitual speeders. They are always running late and are in a hurry!

I swear it must be true!

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2008, 22:02
by G5Pontiac
Three out of four Americans make up 75% of the population.

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 30 Jan 2008, 16:10
by StVandal
9 out of 10 dentists think that other guy is crooked.

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 30 Jan 2008, 18:18
by mdkilmer
100% of all Americans have been virgins at least once.

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 30 Jan 2008, 19:04
by StVandal
Average abv.*% for non-alcoholic beer? 0.5%
Average domestic American beer abv.? 4.5% - 5.2%
Average IPA (India Pale Ale) abv.? 7% - 8%
Average barley wine (don't let the name fool you, it's a type of ale) abv.? 8% - 29%


*Alcohol By Volume

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 30 Jan 2008, 23:23
by mdkilmer
0.0% of Seattleites have managed to take over the world with laser-eyed robots.

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 30 Jan 2008, 23:58
by pilvikki
:mrgreen:

100% of drivers think they're better than average.

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 31 Jan 2008, 01:28
by ClaireDU
50% of them are. Is that statistically right? Maths were not and still aren't my best subject. :lol:

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 31 Jan 2008, 08:40
by mdkilmer
Claire, 50% of them ARE. But, according to a survey I read a while back, almost 80% of them THINK that they are. Truth.

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 31 Jan 2008, 18:18
by StVandal
mdkilmer wrote:0.0% of Seattleites have managed to take over the world with laser-eyed robots.

Only about 40% of a poll agree with autonomous robots being used in open warfare, but the nice things about robots is they don't care what people think of them!

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 31 Jan 2008, 22:35
by ClaireDU
mdkilmer wrote:Claire, 50% of them ARE. But, according to a survey I read a while back, almost 80% of them THINK that they are. Truth.


And, no doubt, those 80% are men.... :whistle:

Re: Give Us Your Statistics

PostPosted: 31 Jan 2008, 22:59
by StVandal
24% of all traffic fatalities are caused by drunk drivers.
This means 76% are caused by sober ones.